I am 19 therefore an old lady.
I'm a dog trainer and drunk most of the time.
I like cute things and tattoos and piercings and hair and geeky things and stuff.
My feet! Both done by the amazing Tina Greer at Ritual Arts tattoo in Portland, OR. :) Couldn’t be happier with them!
| trick or treat in america: | receive candy |
| trick or treat in australia: | "fuck off this isn't america" |
| trick or treat in France : | No. |
| trick or treat in England: | lock your doors and pretend you dont hear |
What I hate about being a girl:
- Periods
- Period cramps
- Sore tits
- Mood swings
- Picking out outfits for the day
- Styling hair after showering
- Having a hard time running cause of your tits
- Making sure you don’t get pregnant
- Carrying the baby
- Being called a bitch, whore, hoe for no apparent reason
- Make sure you don’t get raped
- Having pedophiles hit on you
- Oh, and fancying the fuck out of someone that doesn’t know you exist on the earth.
I will forever reblog, honestly.
forever reblog..
Everything
(Source: trinnnnnixd, via praisethefood)
i hate when you voluntarily tell your parents some information about your life because you think you can trust them and then they bitch at you for it like congrats you have guaranteed that i will never tell you anything ever again
(via praisethefood)
The Tree of Ravens
“…He heard the dark red leaves of the weirwood rustling, whispering to one another in a tongue he did not know. The starlight itself seemed to stir, and all around them the trees groaned and creaked. Sam Tarly turned the color of curdled milk, and his eyes went wide as plates. Ravens! They were in the weirwood, hundreds of them, thousands, perched on the bone-white branches, peering between the leaves. He saw their beaks open as they screamed, saw them spread their black wings… “
— Samwell Tarly; A Storm of Swords
(via the-twin-paradox)
